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@cambuslad : You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals.

@cambuslad: You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop... I've that.

@cambuslad: You totally had me at "I want you" and I was so excited, I completely missed the " To leave me alone" part....Sorry my bad.

@cambuslad: Someone with OCD visited my TL whilst I was napping and now all my tweets
seem to be facing the same way.

@cambuslad: Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.

@cambuslad: Today Mother phoned asked me what I was doing . I said I was on Google maps and looking at her house .She asked if I could see her waving .