@capnmcfword: He always wanted a woman that would devour him whole like a gas station roasted chicken.
She always wanted a gas station roasted chicken.
@capnmcfword: If you can tell from my eye contact at the grocery store that I'm inviting you to race shopping carts, you're my kinda people.
@capnmcfword: I wasn't trying to put you on a pedestal. I was trying to bend you over it.