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@caseytduncan : Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And I was attacked by a large beast. I'm pretty much a werewolf now.

@caseytduncan: When I find someone else's grocery list in a shopping cart I use it....see where it takes me.

@caseytduncan: (Blows you a kiss with chip crumbs hitting your face)

@caseytduncan: I hate when friends send me home with leftovers in plastic containers. "Here, you throw this food away and then clean the containers."

@caseytduncan: The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight.

@caseytduncan: It's important to set goals. You don't have to accomplish them or anything like that. Just set them.

@caseytduncan: Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh.