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@causticbob : Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro's grave.. Must be a communist plot.

@causticbob: mountain lion attacks are on the rise. especially in california. be prepared!

@causticbob: Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter.

He runs Facebook.

@causticbob: If you go to jail for tax evasion, you are living off taxes for not paying taxes.

@causticbob: Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing.

@causticbob: Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis.

@causticbob: "Wanna hear a joke?"
"Alright then."
"What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?"
"I don't know,"
"You're disgusting."