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@cbme69 : Waiter: Do you have any questions about the menu? Me: Did you laminate these yourself?

@cbme69: [Leaving ballgame]
Officer: have you been drinking?
Me: Yes, but I assure you officer I can't afford to get drunk there.

@cbme69: What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!