@ch000ch: when wolves raise a human child no one cares, but when i raise a wolf as my child and send it to elementary school everyone freaks out
@ch000ch: woops did i leave both of my bowling trophies in my hands during sex again that's embarrassing
@ch000ch: Me: hands up, this is a robbery?
Therapist: what did we talk about
Me: (firmly) this is a robbery.
@ch000ch: *crawls back up a waterslide for 2 hours* did you say "go dudette" or "no not yet"
@ch000ch: You: (about to show me a video on your phone)
Me: oh haha ya i've seen this already but def don't ask me any questions about it
@ch000ch: i wanna smoke whatever the people who got hype about seeing a bird and a plane before they realized it was superman were smoking
@ch000ch: Me: hi
Person who just got back from Europe: It was life changing. thank you for asking