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@chapel3929 : What idiot called it an engagement ring instead of a Kneel Diamond?

@chapel3929: *deathbed*

All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family*

getting down to this... sick... beat

*dies*

*widow rolls eyes*

@chapel3929: He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife

@chapel3929: There are exactly 2 options for headphone cord sizes:

1. Headphone users have torsos?

2. Giraffe strangler

@chapel3929: Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I'm not keepin some commie cat