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Page of charrrllaa's best tweets

@charrrllaa : If anyone finds 786 barely used tubes of Chapstick around my city, they're mine. I need them all back.

@charrrllaa: Waitress: would you like another drink?

Me: Are you new?

@charrrllaa: I don't understand people with anchor tattoos that say, "I refuse to sink." It's a damn anchor! It's supposed to sink! What am I missing?