@chrisdowning: Anyone mad about favstar shutting down can mail me $30, and I’ll tell your friend you like their tweet.
@chrisdowning: You're not allowed to judge someone based on their scream in bug related situations.
@chrisdowning: Guys these days will never know the anxiety of calling a girl's home number and having to ask her dad if she's home.
@chrisdowning: If you can pin an animal in the petting zoo down for a three count, you get to take it home.
@chrisdowning: Mozzarella sticks in the streets, mozzarella sticks in the sheets.
There’s never a bad time for mozzarella sticks.