@chrisdowning: The coconut is very versatile. It can be eaten or be used to make a radio.
@chrisdowning: Between toilet paper and forest fires, bears have a lot of responsibilities.
@chrisdowning: Psychic: I’m also a medium.
Me: I’m a large or extra large depending on the brand.
@chrisdowning: They invented ceiling fans after a bunch of people got their legs cut off by floor fans.
@chrisdowning: Sunflower seeds: For when you want to have a snack while pretending you’re a cockatiel.
@chrisdowning: Anyone mad about favstar shutting down can mail me $30, and I’ll tell your friend you like their tweet.