@clarkekant: Obama says he’s pro-vaccine, GOP comes out against it. Now Obama needs to express his support for breathing.
@clarkekant: One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever.
@clarkekant: At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard.
@clarkekant: My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to brush with my acoustic.
@clarkekant: I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.
@clarkekant: Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you.