@click4amanda: Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???
@click4amanda: My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it
@click4amanda: War vets with prosthetic limbs are running marathons and I'm busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
@click4amanda: Him: Yah, I like my meat rare
Me: Rare? Like, unicorn you mean?
Me: Our mom's are friends, you have to finish the date
@click4amanda: Officer: "Do you know why I'm standing here?"
Me: "You got all C's in High School?"