Funny Tweeter

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Page of clindsaysway's best tweets

@clindsaysway : A fun game is to put on an orange vest and direct traffic.

@clindsaysway: It would be magical for babies and toddlers to fly with animals. In that part of the plane.

@clindsaysway: Grandma used the same wrapping paper for 25 years, so don't tell me about the great 'bargain' you found.

@clindsaysway: Senator Clinton, what will you do now?

Hillary: Divorce Bill.

@clindsaysway: Heard Santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent Clauses.

@clindsaysway: *helping son with math problem*

[hour later]


@clindsaysway: FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe.

@clindsaysway: Best way to get picked up at a gym is fall off a machine.