@coketruck76: I was in a band called Click Bait. You won't believe the kind of music we recorded. Track number 5 will blow your mind.
@coketruck76: Pal: That's an impressive stingray. How'd you catch it?
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
@coketruck76: *Pearly Gates
St. Peter: No way!
Me as angel: It's the rules!
SP: But the drugs and sweari-
M: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN!
Snoop: Fo' Shizzle.
@coketruck76: 13: Dad, do you believe in miracles?
Me: Do you remember spray painting my car?
M: Are you breathing?
M: Well, there ya go
@coketruck76: Me: I'm into fitness
Trainer: not again
M: fitness whole pizza in my mouth
T: you should go
M: this isn't going to "workout"
T: LEAVE NOW