@copymama: I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.
@copymama: Please don’t distract me, I’ve been asked to guard my daughter’s shell collection while she’s in the water.
@copymama: My daughters built this elaborate house setup for their dolls, so I went over and threw a bunch of trash in each room to make it more realistic.
@copymama: [My 8yo looking for something]
OMG WHERE IS IT IT’S GONE FOREVER WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT I’LL NEVER FIND IT WHERE COULD IT BE MY LIFE IS RUINED WHYYYYYYY—oh, here it is.
@copymama: Day new couch arrives: No more food or drinks on the couch, I'm serious!
1 week later: *Kids are eating pancakes directly off the cushions*
@copymama: Wanna know what it’s like to have kids? Picture one of those automatic ball-pitching machines, but instead of balls, it’s questions. And it never shuts off.