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@craydrienne : Twitter: your jokes suck Instagram: your face sucks Snapchat: your life sucks Facebook: your family misses you and is also racist

@craydrienne: 1. Pick jeans to wear
2. Pull them up to thighs
3. Pants dance for 3 minutes
4. Take pants off
5. Put sweatpants on
6. Cry, eat pumpkin pie

@craydrienne: My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now.

Oh wait that's not my waiter.