@crylenol: VAN GOGH: Go on, open it. You'll like it. Much better than last year.
GIRL: It isn't another ear is it, Vince?
VAN GOGH: what
@crylenol: Kinda messed up that marijuana is just a plant. Like, what other plants are drugs?
*tries to smoke a carrot*
Yea I guess I'm feelin it
@crylenol: what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?
@crylenol: *Cop Dog radios in*
We've got an armed robbery in progress
"What's that boy?"
An armed robbery on 5th
"Timmy's stuck in a well??"
@crylenol: *Jesus emerges from tomb*
Wow was that 3 days? Holy cow. I was marathoning The Wire. You guys seen this?
@crylenol: Hansel: how are we gonna get home
Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail
Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs
@crylenol: *pops out of casket at funeral*
ok but when I actually die you guys better have nicer things to say