@dadtellsjokes: I burnt My Hawaiian pizza today...
I should've cooked it on aloha temperature
@dadtellsjokes: Dad:I don't trust those trees.....
Son: Why? What do you mean?
Dad: They seem kind of shady
@dadtellsjokes: Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months
@dadtellsjokes: I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.