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@danorslim : "What're you like in the bedroom?" Asleep.

@DanorSlim: "Daddy, where do babies come from?"

Bad ideas.

@DanorSlim: "What're you like in the bedroom?"

Asleep.

@DanorSlim: If you wear a onesie to a wedding, no one will ever invite you to another one.

@danorslim: Me: You wanna have sex tonight?

GF: I'm not in the mood babe.

Me: Hold on a second. I'm on the phone.