@ddsmidt: I'm not saying motorcycles are dangerous, but the motorcycle section on Craigslist also has a lot of electric wheelchairs for sale.
@ddsmidt: Estimated assembly time said 20 minutes, it took much longer than that.
Clearly the instruction writer is overly confident in his skills.
@ddsmidt: On the box it said "do not put your tongue on battery." I would never put my tongue on a battery.
Although. I kinda want to now.
@ddsmidt: A fight or flight situation.
Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher's walking towards you with "the look" on her face.
@ddsmidt: I'm at my most fake news when I tell my husband how much money I spent shopping.
@ddsmidt: Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself.
It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now.
@ddsmidt: X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup...
@ddsmidt: Most women need a little reassurance.
Like when she says "oh, you want to see crazy?" Reassure her that you do not.