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@delusions_of : My arm bone's connected to my hand bone. My hand bone's connected to a bacon cheeseburger.

@delusions_of: Bring cheeseburgers to a knife fight. No one wants to stab someone who gave them cheeseburgers.

@delusions_of: What I said: "Let's get together sometime." What I meant: "Please forget you ever saw me."

@delusions_of: I'm like a Rubik's Cube. Seems fun at first but eventually you'll want to rip me apart.

@delusions_of: When I go to the gym I reward myself by not going back for a couple weeks.