@delusions_of: Anything can be used as a dartboard. Like your coworker Jim who always says "another day in paradise".
@delusions_of: My fighting style is best known as grabbing the last slice of pizza and running away.
@delusions_of: Just to be clear, when I came over to your house I had no intention of fighting your cat.
@delusions_of: My karate skills are instinctual. Like if you wake me from a nap I kick you.
@delusions_of: I saw a baby crying and gave it my cable bill cuz no reason we should both be sad.
@delusions_of: While you were reading this Michael Bay just made five more "Transformer" movies.