@delusions_of: Been working out. Pretty sure I can beat up half the kids from "Stranger Things" now.
@delusions_of: Saw a baby crying and gave it my electric bill cuz why should we both be sad?
@delusions_of: Was gonna be a professional quarterback but I didn't wanna injure my chip dipping arm.
@delusions_of: My phone always asks if I "trust this computer" like it knows something I don't.
@delusions_of: Dance like nobody's holding your family hostage in some bizarre underground dance competition.