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Page of demented_Ash's best tweets

@demented_Ash : Kills Two mosquitoes with spray. *writes DEADLY ASSASSIN in bio*

@demented_Ash: Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with a car,
Throw you off a street so high,
Hope you break your neck and die.