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@distracdad : Whoever is making cheese commercials can save their money. We’re buying cheese and and we’re never going to stop buying cheese.

@distracdad: Cardi B’s full name is Cardiovascular Blockage

@distracdad: Paper plates were invented by a guy whose wife asked him to do the dishes once.