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@dksc4life : [restaurant] ME: I think I’ll have the soup HER: What soup? ME: Not much, just ordering soup

@dksc4life: ME [during sex]: Ugh I love you so much babe

HER: Mmmmmm I love you too sexy

PRIEST: The kiss was all we needed

@dksc4life: It was awkward to see the "World's Greatest Driver" bumper sticker on my car when it got pulled out of the lake today.