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@doctorveritas : "It's possible to touch birds!" I say suddenly. My coworkers stare at me. I wander outside to touch some birds.

@doctorveritas: "I've got chills. They're multiplying." "Sir, you're going into shock. Please stop narrating--" "And I'm losing control." "Sir!"