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@doguacate : when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog

@doguacate: *golf pro picks up his ball and eats it*

*audience claps politely*

@doguacate: Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're "expecting"