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@drunktweets81 : My life is like a beautiful piece of furniture from IKEA. Once I figure out how to put it all together, I may get to actually enjoy it.

@drunktweets81: My chair at work is really uncomfortable. I wonder if a stool softener will work.

@drunktweets81: I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work.