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@drxubair : Sometimes things are not what they appear. Just because I am sitting with an open book doesn't mean that I am studying.

@drxubair: I dream to live in a world where I can politely get out of plans by saying, "I'm so sorry, but I just remembered I don't want to"

@drxubair: I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit.