@dumbbeezie: Shout out to the people who deleted their twitter accounts on New Years, see you in a few days
@dumbbeezie: It’s sad how many people out there are not getting the lobotomy surgery they need
@dumbbeezie: Peeing in the dark like some kind of pilgrim because you’re at someone else’s house and can’t find the light switch
@dumbbeezie: The heavy sighs are coming from inside the kitchen. A passive aggressive horror story
@dumbbeezie: Cashier: Next
Me: Why are these fingerless gloves full price?
Cashier: Oh shit it’s you again