@dumbbeezie: When someone says they have a surprise I quickly tell myself it's probably not cake. I'm tired of the let down.
@dumbbeezie: Goodnight everyone except the guy who invented that thing that shows that you are typing something
@dumbbeezie: Marriage is alright if you like someone coming home and telling you about their day in the middle of your movie
@dumbbeezie: I don't have Facebook I use the police to tell my friends and family when I'm doing badly
@dumbbeezie: I do the same thing every other woman my age does in the shower. Argue with people in my head.