@eddiesteadyno: at library
ME: This book wasn't helpful at all!
LIBRARIAN: Why? What's the problem?
BIRD: [mockingly] "Why? What's the problem?"
@eddiesteadyno: Thank you for clarifying that you'd bite me with your teeth, my mind was running wild with all the possible things you could bite me with.
Boss: Let's talk about your clothes
Adam: But it's my best leaf
B: You need officewear
B: Is that a sticky note?
@eddiesteadyno: A fondue party... But instead of bread, it's more cheese. And instead of people, it's even more cheese.
@eddiesteadyno: Making reservations for one at a fancy restaurant because every now and then, I like to be wined and dined before I take advantage of myself
@eddiesteadyno: The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn't bargain on "bankrupt" being an option.