@eminmien: "Faster!" I yell, dropping into the bank from the open skylight.
"I'm trying!" Shouts my grandma from above, furiously knitting more cable.
@eminmien: Fingers in her belt loops, I pull her in for a kiss. We topple backwards, her arm falls off and a voice shouts "don't touch the mannequins!"
@eminmien: We lay under the maple tree, the evening sun casting a warm glow on our faces. Turning to me, she said-
"Please stop narrating everything."
@eminmien: My teachers always told me drugs were never the answer, but they also told me Pluto was a planet, so now I don't know what to think.
@eminmien: "What do you get if you cross a monkey and a lion?"
I glance nervously over to the basement door, afraid she's seen something she shouldn't.
@eminmien: WAITRESS: Let me clear this up for you.
WAITRESS: [to my date] He's not ready for anything serious right now.
@eminmien: "There's nothing wrong with being single."
"I've got plenty of time."
"I'm not lonely."
Sir, are you going to buy anything?