@enigmaterics: Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding.
@enigmaterics: One thing I've learned about getting older is that not everything is as how it appears.
Or I need new glasses. Again.
@enigmaterics: I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful.
In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside.
@enigmaterics: I've started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer.
Thus I have to move it to get a beer.
Because exercise is important too.