@envydatropic: Drive thru service was invented for those of us who don't have the energy to look presentable at 6 in the morning but need that coffee.
I'm so sorry dunkin donuts drive thru window worker.
@envydatropic: Someone just got sent home for having a meltdown. I've never been so jealous of a coworker in my life.
@envydatropic: You would think with the whole "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" that there would be more body builders walking around.
@envydatropic: I opened a card at my desk that was decorated with glitter and now my coworkers think I have a night job.
@envydatropic: *Plot Twist*
Your dog loses his mind with excitement when you leave for work instead of when you get home.
@envydatropic: News "Don't go outside. The temperatures are life threatening"
Hot flash "LOL. Challenge accepted."
@envydatropic: I didn't believe in miracles until I folded the laundry this morning and all the socks had a match.