@envydatropic: If my dog goes missing I have 3,789,897 current photos. If my kids go missing I have 3 photos from 5 years ago.
@envydatropic: Tequila is made from a plant so you could say I've been vegan so far this weekend
@envydatropic: I'm going to remember this night forever!!!
Tequila - You sure about that?
@envydatropic: There's no quicker evacuation than alcohol telling your stomach the party is over
@envydatropic: Establish dominance over old people by yelling BINGO when you don't really have it
@envydatropic: Want guests to leave early? Don't give them your WiFi password