If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex.
P.S. Bring a spider.
@ericonederful: I was on a date and my credit card got declined. Her credit card got declined too. Then I knew I was in love.
@ericonederful: Out with the cat for a walk. We are still at my doorstep. It's been 15 minutes.
@ericONEderful: A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.