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@erica_rosie : PET LIZARD NAME IDEAS: 1. Elizardbeth 2. that’s it

@erica_rosie: Stages of Candle Burning
1: this smells nice
2: still smells nice
3: this is all I can smell now
4: this is the only scent I have ever known

@erica_rosie: I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds.
Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it.

@erica_rosie: Just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on.

@erica_rosie: It's 450 BC. Socrates is doing a keg stand at a philosopher frat party. Gets the nickname SoCRAYtes. Nobody takes him seriously ever again.

@erica_rosie: One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.

@erica_rosie: Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)