@farleftcoast: The recent fake excitement of soccer in the U.S. confirms my belief that Americans will pretend to like anything they can scream USA about.
@farleftcoast: Whenever anyone quotes the Bible to me I quote Harry Potter to them because I too love a good magical fiction book.
@farleftcoast: For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
@farleftcoast: Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device.
@farleftcoast: The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws.
@farleftcoast: Grapes for breakfast it is!
Beautiful, fermented, aged, liquified grapes.
@farleftcoast: A jogger just yelled at me for accidentally blowing pot smoke in his face. So I yelled at him for making me feel fat.
@farleftcoast: I should really stop getting stoned before I shower. I think I just washed my hair 16 times.