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@fizzlestothetop : "Girls love illegible texts at 3:00am. Trust me." -Alcohol

@fizzlestothetop: Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!!
Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch.

@fizzlestothetop: Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself.

@fizzlestothetop: Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.

@fizzlestothetop: Obesity doesn't run in your family...No one runs in your family...