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@food_shoes_life : Me to myself: don't eat it you need to lose weight. Also me: watch me eat this entire pizza.

@food_shoes_life: I hate when people decide to come over and I have to put a bra back on.

@food_shoes_life: Bikini season is just around the corner.

Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant.