Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Page of forcemajeure40's best tweets

@forcemajeure40 : She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit.

@forcemajeure40: Apparently when I'm at Olive Garden I'm family.

So why did they call the cops when I left without paying? My family never makes me pay.