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@freedom2726 : YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! Migraine: Yes I am.

@freedom2726: Found out last night my safe word is "HEY!Hey.Hey!HEY!"

@freedom2726: Like Mom always said,

"Don't kick a gift horse in the teeth."

@freedom2726: Hey! My husband wanted me to let you guys know he calls me his "wined up" toy.

@freedom2726: I whispered to the wind, and the wind told me to shut up.

@freedom2726: When someone asks me if I'm busy, it always sounds like a trick question.