@fsuflores: I feel so bad for all these women that give me their phone numbers and when I call the line has been disconnected
This economy is ruthless.
@fsuflores: It's unfortunate when pasta night turns into a surprise family intervention.
@fsuflores: I'm always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date.
@fsuflores: An ice bucket challenge ...
But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school.