@funflaps: lawyer: your husband said he wanted his body to be embalmed like an egyptian mummy
me: yes, I've abided by his wishes
lawyer: he meant for you to do it after he died
@funflaps: AXL ROSE: Where do we go? Where do we go now? Where do we go-o-o-o?
GOOGLE MAPS: Shut up for a minute and I'll tell you
@funflaps: YOU: Your guess is as good as mine
ME: Is it a dolphin wearing a banana hammock?
YOU: Ok maybe your guess isn't as good as mine
@funflaps: When you wish upon a star your feet burst into flame and you realize it was a dumb place to stand.