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@gitson_shiggles : Cryptocurrency sounds like an entrance fee to a mausoleum.

@gitson_shiggles: This is not my forté. It's not even my threeté if I'm being honest.

@gitson_shiggles: I could totally identify with REM if the song had been called "Losing my Shit" instead

@gitson_shiggles: Dear guy that just shoplifted a brick from the supply centre, how close are you to finishing the construction of your dream home?

@gitson_shiggles: Me: "I love you so much. I bought you this beautiful rare green rose."

GF: "That's a cabbage....."

Me: "YOU ARE SOOOO UNGRATEFUL, DIANE."

@gitson_shiggles: If people on Twitter found a horses' head in their bed at least 3/4 of them would get a selfie with it before calling the cops.....

@gitson_shiggles: Still trying to convince my boss that I'm just using beer-flavoured toothpaste.

@gitson_shiggles: Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that "Caitlyn Jenner" was not a valid answer.