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@greg_vee : If I'd know I only had 4 decent tweets in me when I started, I'd have spread them out a little more.

@greg_vee: I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint. It's just awkward now...

@greg_vee: I hate when someone steals my idea before I've had it.

@greg_vee: If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you.

@greg_vee: *takes your compliment*

*stares nervously at it*

@greg_vee: If by self-help you mean helping myself to all the liquor in your cabinet...

Then yeah... I'm about as self-helpful as they come.