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@greggjgc79 : Excuse me, you with the heels that make your calves perfect, designer dress that accentuates your curves.... You have lettuce in your teeth

@greggjgc79: [catches your phone before it hits the ground]

Whew, that was close!

[smashes your phone against the wall]

See, that could have happened.