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@greggjgc79 : Excuse me, you with the heels that make your calves perfect, designer dress that accentuates your curves....
You have lettuce in your teeth
@greggjgc79: [catches your phone before it hits the ground]
Whew, that was close!
[smashes your phone against the wall]
See, that could have happened.