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@gringothespice : Have been woken up with the hangover from hell by the sound of my neighbour's lawn mower. He'll just have to mow around me, I'm not moving.

@gringothespice: My wife punched me during sex last night. Probably a good idea that my mistress and I do it at her place next time.