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@gruffybeard : Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you...

@gruffybeard: Her: I love that thing you do to make me moan.

Me: *makes another plate of nachos*

@gruffybeard: 9: Daddy, wanna hear something cool?

Me: Sure!

9: *tells story*

Me: Ok, well clearly we need to work on how you define "something cool".