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@hangin_out : Blood is thicker than water. Maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it.

@hangin_out: During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"? "Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.