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@hashtag_stacks : In retrospect Rose only knew Jack for like 2 days

@hashtag_stacks: I always watch The Shining with family around Christmas time to remind them what happens if we spend too much time together.

@hashtag_stacks: 'Sorry I liked your Facebook status, I was using my laptop as a plate'- my autobiography

@hashtag_stacks: If I ever got kidnapped my kidnapper would be like 'why are you so good at sitting in one room for a long period of time without showering?'

@hashtag_stacks: 'I've never done this on a first date before' I say as I start vacuuming his place