@heymonroe: *notices girl singing song that's on in coffee shop*
Me: You're a Cher fan too!?
Her: Hold on
*takes off bluetooth*
@heymonroe: Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet.
@heymonroe: 14 year old me would be shocked to learn that knowing every word to Billy Joel's 'We didn't start the fire' has done nothing for our career.
@heymonroe: That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone.
@heymonroe: There aren't enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.
@heymonroe: Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.