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@hoops_Daddy : Wind chimes. Something I've never purchased. Can't see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what'd be nice? Noise.

@hoops_Daddy: If it looks like a duck,
Sounds like a cat,
And walks like robot,
You took too many pain killers.

@hoops_Daddy: Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER

Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes

Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance.